Friday, September 24, 2010

Painted Cakes


For more images, click here.

The Bitter Baking Company is going to be a sponsor at a local photography event. As I work on creating cookies I thought in the spirit of creativity I thought I would blog about another artist who's desserts, I mean work, I fell in love with many years ago. Wayne Thiebaud. His paintings are made of bright colors, thick oil paints frosted onto canvas and they are uplifting in every way. What's not to love!

"Thiebaud is well known for his paintings of production line objects found in diners and cafeterias, such as pies and pastries. Many wonder if he spent time working in the food industry, and in fact he did. As a young man in Long Beach, he worked at a cafe named Mile High and Red Hot, where "Mile High" was ice cream and "Red Hot" was a hot dog.

He was associated with the Pop art painters because of his interest in objects of mass culture, however, his works, executed during the fifties and sixties, slightly predate the works of the classic pop artists, suggesting that Thiebaud may have had an influence on the movement. Thiebaud uses heavy pigment and exaggerated colors to depict his subjects, and the well-defined shadows characteristic of advertisements are almost always included in his work." -From Wikipedia

For more details watch this delightful Sunday Morning video - enjoy!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Oh, Blunt Delivery!



We’re fans of your hilarious blog. Blunt Delivery is exactly what the blog name preaches – brazen, brutally honest and all around awesome. And it got a pretty new design this week!

Although, as a serious Neil Diamond fan, one of us (Jessica) thinks Britteny should reconsider her hatred of the music icon and is already working on a '7 Reasons to Adore Neil Diamond' list. One of those reasons? An unbelievable Christmas album from someone who doesn't even celebrate the holiday. Also, obviously, his incredible ability to rock a jumpsuit.

Read it, love it – www.bluntdelivery.com

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Makin' Whoopie (Pies)!



There are so many delicious sugary snacks to write about but today I am choosing a very simple one. Whoopie Pies. My Grandma used to make these, along with pies, bars, cakes and cookies, and they were quite a special treat.

Grandma Hall is the one who opened my heart to food and baking - there wasn't a day that went by when she wasn't making something tasty to have on-hand when friends or family came to the house. And by family I don't mean just a couple of kids and grandchildren, I mean 9 of her own kids each with a spouse and 20 grandchildren. Later, we added another 19 great-grandchildren to the mix - with more to come.

From an early age I spent summers in the kitchen with my Grandma who taught me all the tricks to creating delicious meals and desserts, from scratch. She encouraged me to try recipes myself, using real butter and whole milk. I spent hours of my own time making the recipes because I never thought they were as good as hers, my dad disagreed though - he enjoyed eating everything :o)

So today we let our mouths water a little as a tribute to Grandma Hall and her amazing desserts, especially the easy to make and eat Whoopie Pies. For recipe click here, for dozens of mix and match Whoopie Pie flavors order this book by Sarah Billingsley & Amy Treadwell. ENJOY and go give your grandmother a big hug!


We've been featured on IndieSpotting!

Originally posted - Sunday, September 19, 2010 at 11:37AM 



It's quite an ExCiTiNg day here at The Bitter Baking Company - we have been featured in IndieSpotting :o) Right now we are the main article and the top of the home page, but you can link the article directly by clicking here.

"IndieSpotting has been a photo gallery showcasing fantastic indie and handmade goods available for sale online. It’s been a place to be inspired and “window shop” for unique, one-of-a-kind and cool products.

We recognize the passion behind the handmade movement – from the people who make a living from the goods they sell, to the consumer who appreciates the value and quality of an item made with skill and care, to the crafty person who simply enjoys the feelings of satisfaction that come from making something with his or her own two hands.

That’s why we’ve recently reinvented IndieSpotting, to become a community that appreciates handmade and to foster communication, inspiration and relationships based on this shared passion."

The Bitter Baking Company is featured in the {MEET} section or Shop Showcase, which gives you a brief glimpse “behind the curtain” of handmade shops. You can browse some IndieSpotting's favorite items for sale by an artisan and learn more about the work that goes into creating them.

We love IndieSpotting, long before we were featured, and want to say THANK YOU SO MUCH for sharing our fun products with your readers!

Adult Dress Up & Stuffed Animals with Mental Disorders?

Originally posted - Friday, September 17, 2010 at 3:20PM

 I am often amazed by what I come across on the internet. Why do I have to see a grown man dressed in a hedgehog onsie? Those are ONLY cute on 1-2 year olds. The creator of these big ole onsies has several sales too. In fact 61 adults in the world are running around in giant animal onsies, not necessarily limited to just Halloween festivites either! Have I made my point here? I am in shock and hear screaming inside my head.



The last statement easily leads me to my next find - stuffed animals with mental disorders. Really? Who wants to play with a sheep that has multiple personality disorder, a hippo with OCD or a paranoid crocodile? AND you buy them online from the vendor's store, "The Asylum". Is it strange to anyone else that the toy maker is German? I smell another world domination plan here.



It is abundantly clear that adults in costumes are creepy and I probably need a phsychiatric evaluation due to the screaming in my head. It is also obvious that there are some weird things going on right under our noses, more so than originally thought. However, if this stuff wasn't out there then I would have nothing to make fun of and no cookie business either.

I love you enough to wear a couple's costume.

Originally posted - Wednesday, September 15, 2010 at 10:52PM

Today, someone tipped me off to the most fantastic Halloween costume since the time I got drunk, went to a party as Where's Waldo and ruined everyone's picture ops for the evening. The last thing girls in slutty Eskimo and Girl Scout costumes want in the photo background is a super-drunk, non-scantily clad girl-Waldo staring absently into the lens with a vodka cranberry in her hand. It ruins their provocative Facebook profile pictures, and they will yell at you - scout's honor.

Now that I'm a couple though, I have to think in pairs. So this year my husband and I will be going as contestants from the hit 90's game show Double Dare. Amazing, I know. If you haven't seen Double Dare, shame on you and here's a video to catch you up:



We are ready for the costume party! Now all we need is an invitation. Just let us know where to be and when - and know we will always take the physical challenge (mainly because we're bad at answering questions).

Sarcasm and Monkeys

Originally posted - Saturday, September 11, 2010 at 11:44PM

The idea of blogging my thoughts to an audience is freaking me out. It shouldn't, I mean in my daily life I sling sarcastic zingers like monkeys throw feces - all the time and everywhere like a wild animal. The thing is, I do it with people I know. That makes it easy because I can predict their actions and know what will get a laugh. But you, Audience, are a mystery to me. Obviously if you are fans of our Bitter Baking Company then you must have a sense of humor, right? Then why do I get writers block? I realize that most of you are easy targets, as I was looking through news articles earlier this was one of the top stories:

PHOTO: Zac Efron Debuts New Beard 
Zac Efron has grown a full beard. On Saturday Efron debuted his hairy face at a photocall for his film 'Charlie St.Cloud' during the Deauville American Film Festival in France.

 

 

Knowing the general public thinks Zac Efron's facial hair is newsworthy, I feel certain you are begging me to berate you. And so it begins. Consider this GAME ON with no holds barred. Every topic is suitable and we'll see if I can find my voice in this format. Comments might help so don't be afraid to share your opinions in response to any of my written rants.

 

In the meantime - buy some fucking cookies so I can pay my mortgage. You ALL know someone who needs a good laugh or have a bit of truth delivered via sweet treats. When you can't say it, we will. Giddyup.

Coffee, do you take Donuts to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Originally posted - Thursday, September 9, 2010 at 3:27PM

OMG - I ran across this cake on Edible Crafts and I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT IT! I want it. With buttermilk chocolate cake, swiss buttercream icing, tiny chocolate glazed donuts and espresso powder for sprinkling - what's not to love? On top of all that the presentation is absolutely fantastic! Lucky for me, and all of you, the recipe and instructions are available at Sprinkles Bakes! I would talk more about it but I hear the kitchen calling me. Gonna make a few extra donuts so I can snack while I bake :o)

ENJOY!

Chelsea Talks Smack

Originally posted - Thursday, September 9, 2010 at 12:21PM

Just today we received a wonderful message from Chelsea about eating cookies and reading blogs. If you are a blog reader you really should follow this wonderful woman. Chelsea is real. She is toughtful about life. She fully enjoys the highs and pushes through the lows, knowing she will come out on the other side. She is creative - singing, dancing, playing, writing, working, moving, traveling, trying, succeeding - it's refreshing!

We love reading Chelsea Talks Smack! She spins her life on the page with clever words and honesty, all of it endearing and easy to love. Read her blog, become a fan, get to know Chelsea.

http://chelseatalkssmack.blogspot.com/

Bitter Achievement Award

Originally posted - Tuesday, August 31, 2010 at 8:08AM

We pride ourselves on our own bitterness, but every now and then someone more bitter comes along - taking it to an unhealthy level - and that makes us feel better about ourselves. Introducing, Julius Threatts or "Chad Jordan", a 21 year old dude posing as a 14 year old boy, in order to play in the community's Youth Football League. Just how bitter are you about your lack of athletic abilities that you need to play sports with people eight years younger - just so you can win? We say pretty fucking bitter.

Click here to read the article.

Sidenote:  The above mentions that Julius/Chad is an avid Danielle Steele reader, which has nothing to do with anything in the article. But his taste in literature could make anyone bitter.

It’s not me, it’s you.

Originally posted - Date Thursday, July 22, 2010 at 10:34AM


I was once broken up with via email. It was awkward to say the least – mostly because the guy lived approximately 9 minutes from me and had a working cell phone so his choice of media seemed a little unnecessary. Then recently, the Today Show aired a segment on a business that specializes in performing your break-up for you. A little impersonal, if you ask me. And I find it hard to believe a total stranger can accurately inform your partner of their terrible bedroom skills without experiencing it for themselves (and that would be a whole other, possibly illegal, business).

We have something even better for your failing relationship – deliver the message to your significant other that it’s over with one of our delicious cookies. They may be brokenhearted, but at least you’ll be leaving them with a sweet taste in their mouth. Check out our latest break-up cookies. And share your most bitter break-up story with us – mainly for our own personal entertainment – but you could also inspire a new cookie!


Father's Day and a Really Nice Welding Helmet.

Originally posted - Date Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 10:23AM
 
Our dads are pretty awesome. Yet every year, Father's Day comes around and we have no idea what to get our dads. One year Erin's dad told her he was into welding so Erin bought him a really nice welding helmet (whatever a really nice welding helmet looks like). And he never used it. My own dad has received the same gift for the past few Father's Day - the always personal Bass Pro Shop gift card. Here's the thing about dads - unless they are deadbeats - dads are adults with jobs who can buy something if they want it, and usually they do just that. And if by chance your dad is a deadbeat, we can certainly help you come up with a cookie that expresses that sentiment. So switch it up this year and order your dad some sweets for his special day.

Check out some of our options below and get your orders in by the 15th to ensure an on-time delivery.

If I've learned anything from '16 & Pregnant', it's that being a mom is hard…


Originally posted - Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 12:40PM

Mother’s Day is coming up and we want to celebrate all the moms out there doing what the three of us aren’t willing to do. And what better way to show your appreciation than by sending these special ladies some of our “sweet” sentiments. Check out our new cookies below – just in time for Mother’s Day. Get your orders in by Tuesday, May 4, to ensure an on-time delivery for your mom – it’s the least you can do for the lady who spent hours pushing your giant head out of her lady parts. If you want to customize a cookie, send us the details about what makes your mom worthy of our time and we’ll create a cookie just for her. (But don’t expect anything mushy or sappy, that’s just not our style.)

Of course, we have to take a moment to thank the women who have shaped us into the well-adjusted, bitter ladies we are today. So, thanks to our Moms for everything they have done for us, but especially for not being Dina Lohan. Or Kate Gosselin.


Monday, September 20, 2010

Custom orders...

Originally posted - Friday, April 23, 2010 at 7:32PM
 
Over the past couple months, our fans have completely impressed us with more awkward occasions than we ever imagined that beg to be addressed with our salty sweets!  So, if your friend finds out her married boyfriend has decided not to leave his wife after all, send her a cookie so she can emotionally eat away the pain.  Or if the guy in your life decides to do us all a favor and get a vasectomy, send him something to munch on while his man parts heal.

And just when we thought working on vasectomy cookies couldn’t be any more hilarious, we learned that the recipient of the cookies only had one ball!  Check out photos, below, of our custom orders from this week.  If you’re inspired, drop us a line and share the topic you want to see on a cookie.

Happy Birthday to Ross!

Originally posted - Tuesday, April 6, 2010 at 8:16AM

Twenty-eight years ago today, one of our long lost colleagues entered the world but according to one of his friends, it was probably by mistake. Now the world’s stuck with him. We were thrilled when we received an email from TJ about creating surprise cookies for this special occasion!  So naturally, we responded with a yes AND insisted we hand deliver the cookies. Yes, Bitter Baking is not above inviting ourselves to your surprise birthday party.

We combined the suggested sayings from friends of the birthday boy with our own bitter thoughts to create 18 custom cookies.  Like what you see?  Invite us to your party!

Do you love me too?

Originally posted - Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 2:17PM

When he/she says I love you, do you find yourself answering with phrases like 'haha stop playing', 'i know' or 'what is love anyway'? It's hard to be honest when it comes to unrequited love but the drama that will follow if you aren't could be ugly. If you are terrified of hurting his/her feelings in person, then do it with a cookie.

Accompanying cookie:

Infidelity happens--offer your condolences.

Originally posted - Friday, March 19, 2010 at 9:22PM

Oh, Sandy Bullock.
It appears that you may have fallen victim to the curse of the Best Actress Oscar win destroying your marriage.  Or maybe Jesse J. finally saw All About Steve.  Or The Lakehouse.  Or maybe both in one day, yikes!   No worries, you’re America’s sweetheart.

Accompanying cookie:

Why would I ever send these cookies?

Originally published - Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 2:06PM
Cookies from The Bitter Baking Company are obviously hilarious and--we guarantee-delicious. But you may be wondering, "Why would I ever send these?"
In previous posts we've provided some helpful suggestions on how these cookies can enhance a variety of sentiments. From accompanying a break-up letter to serving as an alternative to birthday cake, The Bitter Baking Company has your ass covered.

Happy Birthday!

Originally posted - Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 1:59PM

Dear friend,
Facebook reminded me that you had a birthday coming up. I didn't want to go to very much trouble, but I felt obligated to send you something, so please enjoy these cookies.  I think they really capture the essence of our friendship.

Accompanying cookie:

Dear John

Originally posted - Saturday, March 13, 2010 at 6:56PM

Dear John,
I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this is not easy for me at all, honestly. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, I'm bouncing and not looking back. Don't let it get you all upset inside, it was completely your fault, no doubt about it. You suck in bed and that keeps me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.

You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with wonderful way you leave your snot rags on the table. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you flirted with my father at our family christmas dinner.

I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good.
Good riddance,
Jane

Letter written with the help of the breakup letter generator at http://www.dearjohn.com/

Accompanying cookie: