Chunk, Mr T and Peewee

The guilt is killing me. I need to redeem myself for the previous blog post. Although, I am not sure this is going to help much. The bog monster was a little too weird for the masses of non joke playing people that read this mess. But like I said, I am not sure these items will appeal to many of you either - however, at first glance it seems like it's something nice :o) Upon closer evaluation though, you are slapped down by the strangeness that is Beat Up Creations.

I love these plates so much I want a wall full of them (SANTA...Are you listening???)! They make me laugh and want to have tea parties so I can serve dessert on them. Once the treats are gone you are left with a washed up sudo-celeb staring back at you, or even a fancy alien or animal crossed with a major military figure from history. Makes for a great conversation starter if I do say so myself.

If I ever make enough money at this cookie game to open a real live bakery storefront, you can bet these puppies will be on sale or hiding in a cozy nook somewhere. I like weird things that are familiar but not. It's how my mind works. What can I say.

Bog Monster

If you are reading these blog posts at all, you already know that I love a good joke! And since it's the season of giving I have been perusing mail catalogs and online shops for just the right gifts. I ran across this ugly little guy yesterday and it instantly filled my head with ideas! I was thinking how great it would be to scare my 1 year old niece or even my mother during the few days we'll be together at Christmas. I like to leave my mark. I mean really - nobody ever wants something coming at them from inside the toilet, am I right people?!?! If only I could find something that was invisible until AFTER you sat down :o)

What a SHITHEAD.

 

When I worked in the world of marketing/advertising, I had trouble staying focused at times. See, I'm a practical joker by nature. My Grandpa and Dad had the same affliction! I have been playing jokes and messing with co-workers since my first job so when I found this raunchy toy - I had to share it with you. I have nobody to throw shits at right now so if you acquire this game, play it to the best of your ability and send me some pictures so I can live vicariously. Somebody in my family WILL be receiving this for Christmas 2010.

Here is the product description, as told by the agitated employee Danna (in the picture above):

I was minding my business (working hard as usual making sure our customers are happy) when out of nowhere I hear "...make Danna put it on..." Fearing that my job might be on the line if I didn't partake in the company shenanigans - I unwillingly became a target. No one seemed to care that ShitHead comes with two hats since everyone took turns throwing turds at just my head. What did I do to deserve this? Oh..., maybe it was the long lunch break :(

Includes: 2 hats (otherwise known as 'shats'), 3 shits and game instructions. Not intended for children under 4 or whiney employees.