Reserve a Spot in Hell.

The internet contains some crazy shit but I have found the best thing on it. The ability to create reservations. For my "friends". In HELL!

Normally I would probably have a good laugh and keep searching the web but it's been one of those weeks where nothing really goes right. So in the spirit of keeping all things in balance I have a very long list of people that I need to reserve spots for. I will start with the A-holes that decided to cut my power yesterday morning when I was originally writing this blog post. It was the best one yet but nobody knows that because the all male crew decided to inconveniently fiddle with something on a pole, go figure.

Next on the list will be all people who regularly tend to their yard work and keep up on their home maintenance. Screw you fuckers - I am too lazy to do everything required of me as a homeowner and I can't afford your fancy yard service.

This feels pretty good! I am going to send time and my washer/dryer unit to HELL too, just because they are pissing me off today! And autumn in the south! You can go to HELL too with all your dry crumbly leaves and dust in my sinuses. Hmph.

This is very therapeutic for someone with a bit of bitterness to deal with. I'll save the rest of my list - don't want to let the cat out of the bag and a few of the folks like a good surprise. The All Access Travel Kit is a great deal for these people, and for me because it comes with a money back guarantee! AH-MA-ZING.

Well. I have some planning to do so take this blog and shove it, I'm ready for the weekend.

They Draw and Cook

 
Cooking Meringue by Angela Sbandelli

'They Draw and Cook' was started by Nate Padavick and Salli Swindell after Salli began creating food illustrations to accompany Nate's recipes. As it began to grow they invited the internet audience to submit recipes and other artists to illustrate them. There is even a section of the site that let's kids get in on the fun! What has developed is a light-hearted blog that makes cooking that much more enjoyable.

 
Toad-in-the-Hole by Admira Pustika


Sweet Pumpkin Bread Loaves by Jeanette Vieira

I ♥ Tiny Animals

Nothing is cuter than the world’s smallest animals. Seriously, tiny animals are adorable even to a bitter bitch like me. I once held a tiny parrot on my index finger and it melted my heart. And one time, much to my delight, I thought I had discovered the world’s smallest dolphin at one of those parks in Mexico where you swim with dolphins. But I was so wrong because yesterday I stumbled upon this picture:

That is one tiny, adorable dolphin. A dolphin who has an invitation to live in my giant garden tub if he would like. I’m pretty sure this photo was the only reason I was nice to anyone yesterday.