What a SHITHEAD.

 

When I worked in the world of marketing/advertising, I had trouble staying focused at times. See, I'm a practical joker by nature. My Grandpa and Dad had the same affliction! I have been playing jokes and messing with co-workers since my first job so when I found this raunchy toy - I had to share it with you. I have nobody to throw shits at right now so if you acquire this game, play it to the best of your ability and send me some pictures so I can live vicariously. Somebody in my family WILL be receiving this for Christmas 2010.

Here is the product description, as told by the agitated employee Danna (in the picture above):

I was minding my business (working hard as usual making sure our customers are happy) when out of nowhere I hear "...make Danna put it on..." Fearing that my job might be on the line if I didn't partake in the company shenanigans - I unwillingly became a target. No one seemed to care that ShitHead comes with two hats since everyone took turns throwing turds at just my head. What did I do to deserve this? Oh..., maybe it was the long lunch break :(

Includes: 2 hats (otherwise known as 'shats'), 3 shits and game instructions. Not intended for children under 4 or whiney employees.

Meatini Anyone?

Originally published Monday, Nov 22 at 2:07PM

That's right people - Joel Veitch, the genius behind rathergood.com, has created a perfect cocktail... the Meatini! A mouth-watering, swine-filled libation that will keep you squealing for more.

Bacon glass, pork meatloaf icecubes, scrambled egg filling, mushroom umbrella and sausage swizzle stick. What more can you want in a drink! Sitting here daydreaming about Happy Hour, my arteries are rapidly pumping with Meatini excitement.

The best part - you don't have to be 21 to leagally consume Meatinis. No more waiting outside convenience stores, begging oldies to buy you some Colt 45, have Meatinis instead. Either way you'll get drunk and I guarantee the Meatini after-taste is better.

So, next time you want to get your party on, drop me a line. The first round of Meatinis are on me. Bottoms-up bitches.


 
-Rachel (Guest Blogger)
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It's. So. Weird.

Originally posted Friday, Nov 19 at 8:45AM

This Friday blog post is "special". I had trouble deciding between a man who was forced to eat his own beard and the foolishness that I am about to show you. Honestly, I can't stop looking at this site. I want to, but I just have to see what's on the next page!

It's bread, people. I found a guy who is fascinated with bread. He puts people's faces in the bread. It's utter strangeness and I cannot divert my eyes. I don't really have much to say about it simply because I cannot stop looking at what he has created. It's. So. Weird. Happy Friday.



Hell. I might as well throw in the beard clip and get your weekend started right :o)

Kusala Knitworks

Originally posted Wednesday, Nov 17 at 11:22AM

This is Jenifer - she knits. Really well. She follows us on Twitter (@Kusalaknits), which is where we met. Have I mentioned yet that Jenifer is AWESOME?!?! Not only does she craft gorgeous knits but she is also funny, warm and easy going, which makes getting to know her a pleasure.
Jenifer is "a huge believer in supporting the local and artisan communities and also volunteers weekly for an area environmental organization." She goes on to say "I hope that the time that I spend there makes a difference and the financial contributions that I make to various charities benefit the community around me in a positive way. I also try to use recycled fibers and/or organic cottons when possible. If I can't , then I hope the quality of the items I produce makes them last for a very very long time!"

These attributes are alright with me! In fact, my stylish sister-in-law recently celebrated another birthday and I immediately thought of Kusala Knitworks for her gifts. I have admired Jenifer's work since I first saw it on ETSY. I knew the Grey Bamboo Lace Cowl and Hunter Green Fall Shoulder Wrap would look great on Andrea! The products I ordered arrived in a very timely manner and were absolutely fantastic! The yarn was so soft and the stitching very consistent, every detail was tended to - not to mention the pricing was extremely reasonable for each piece.


Grey Bamboo Lace Cowl

Hunter Green Fall Shoulder Wrap

As you are doing your shopping this fall and winter, take a look at Jenifer's ETSY store. You will not be disappointed by the products she makes or excitement her about her craft. She even accomodates requests for custom items or optional colors. While you are online shopping, stop by her Twitter, Facebook or Blog pages too and learn more about what makes Jenifer such a wonderful person to support.