Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The gift that keeps on giving.

I can't help myself - I NEED this. I can't believe I ran across it online but I know that it completes me. In classic Godfather fashion, without the mess, this Horse Head Pillow is perfect for letting anyone know how you are feeling.



Remember the part in the film: Hollywood producer Jack Woltz refuses to cast Johnny Fontane in his new war film, Don Corleone sends Tom Hagen to suggest he reconsider. Woltz, however, BITTER over a girl that Johnny stole from him, stubbornly refuses. The next morning, Woltz wakes to find himself sleeping next to the severed head of his favorite prized horse, a $600,000 stud named Khartoum. The big-shot Hollywood producer begins screaming hysterically. Here is a clip from the movie, remix style!



I am not endorsing animal cruelty of any kind which is why I am choosing the pillow version of the horse head. If I had a husband I am sure I would use this pillow on a regular basis, for now I will just taunt my friends with it (desperately wishing I had a key to Jessica's house). Maybe drive with it in the passenger seat. It sends a clear message and that's exactly what I'm looking for. I could strap it on my back in the grocery store or while running errands as a way to say 'leave me alone OR ELSE'! Horse Head Pillow really is the gift that keeps on giving, it's everything I ever wanted and more.