Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Bitter Achievement Award

Originally posted - Tuesday, August 31, 2010 at 8:08AM

We pride ourselves on our own bitterness, but every now and then someone more bitter comes along - taking it to an unhealthy level - and that makes us feel better about ourselves. Introducing, Julius Threatts or "Chad Jordan", a 21 year old dude posing as a 14 year old boy, in order to play in the community's Youth Football League. Just how bitter are you about your lack of athletic abilities that you need to play sports with people eight years younger - just so you can win? We say pretty fucking bitter.

Click here to read the article.

Sidenote:  The above mentions that Julius/Chad is an avid Danielle Steele reader, which has nothing to do with anything in the article. But his taste in literature could make anyone bitter.

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