Sarcasm and Monkeys

Originally posted - Saturday, September 11, 2010 at 11:44PM

The idea of blogging my thoughts to an audience is freaking me out. It shouldn't, I mean in my daily life I sling sarcastic zingers like monkeys throw feces - all the time and everywhere like a wild animal. The thing is, I do it with people I know. That makes it easy because I can predict their actions and know what will get a laugh. But you, Audience, are a mystery to me. Obviously if you are fans of our Bitter Baking Company then you must have a sense of humor, right? Then why do I get writers block? I realize that most of you are easy targets, as I was looking through news articles earlier this was one of the top stories:

PHOTO: Zac Efron Debuts New Beard 
Zac Efron has grown a full beard. On Saturday Efron debuted his hairy face at a photocall for his film 'Charlie St.Cloud' during the Deauville American Film Festival in France.

 

 

Knowing the general public thinks Zac Efron's facial hair is newsworthy, I feel certain you are begging me to berate you. And so it begins. Consider this GAME ON with no holds barred. Every topic is suitable and we'll see if I can find my voice in this format. Comments might help so don't be afraid to share your opinions in response to any of my written rants.

 

In the meantime - buy some fucking cookies so I can pay my mortgage. You ALL know someone who needs a good laugh or have a bit of truth delivered via sweet treats. When you can't say it, we will. Giddyup.