It’s not me, it’s you.

Originally posted - Date Thursday, July 22, 2010 at 10:34AM

I was once broken up with via email. It was awkward to say the least – mostly because the guy lived approximately 9 minutes from me and had a working cell phone so his choice of media seemed a little unnecessary. Then recently, the Today Show aired a segment on a business that specializes in performing your break-up for you. A little impersonal, if you ask me. And I find it hard to believe a total stranger can accurately inform your partner of their terrible bedroom skills without experiencing it for themselves (and that would be a whole other, possibly illegal, business).

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