Originally posted - Friday, September 17, 2010 at 3:20PM
I am often amazed by what I come across on the internet. Why do I have to see a grown man dressed in a hedgehog onsie? Those are ONLY cute on 1-2 year olds. The creator of these big ole onsies has several sales too. In fact 61 adults in the world are running around in giant animal onsies, not necessarily limited to just Halloween festivites either! Have I made my point here? I am in shock and hear screaming inside my head.
The last statement easily leads me to my next find - stuffed animals with mental disorders. Really? Who wants to play with a sheep that has multiple personality disorder, a hippo with OCD or a paranoid crocodile? AND you buy them online from the vendor's store, "The Asylum". Is it strange to anyone else that the toy maker is German? I smell another world domination plan here.
It is abundantly clear that adults in costumes are creepy and I probably need a phsychiatric evaluation due to the screaming in my head. It is also obvious that there are some weird things going on right under our noses, more so than originally thought. However, if this stuff wasn't out there then I would have nothing to make fun of and no cookie business either.
The last statement easily leads me to my next find - stuffed animals with mental disorders. Really? Who wants to play with a sheep that has multiple personality disorder, a hippo with OCD or a paranoid crocodile? AND you buy them online from the vendor's store, "The Asylum". Is it strange to anyone else that the toy maker is German? I smell another world domination plan here.
It is abundantly clear that adults in costumes are creepy and I probably need a phsychiatric evaluation due to the screaming in my head. It is also obvious that there are some weird things going on right under our noses, more so than originally thought. However, if this stuff wasn't out there then I would have nothing to make fun of and no cookie business either.
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