Mother’s Day is coming up and we want to celebrate all the moms out there doing what the three of us aren’t willing to do. And what better way to show your appreciation than by sending these special ladies some of our “sweet” sentiments. Check out our new cookies below – just in time for Mother’s Day. Get your orders in by Tuesday, May 4, to ensure an on-time delivery for your mom – it’s the least you can do for the lady who spent hours pushing your giant head out of her lady parts. If you want to customize a cookie, send us the details about what makes your mom worthy of our time and we’ll create a cookie just for her. (But don’t expect anything mushy or sappy, that’s just not our style.)
Of course, we have to take a moment to thank the women who have shaped us into the well-adjusted, bitter ladies we are today. So, thanks to our Moms for everything they have done for us, but especially for not being Dina Lohan. Or Kate Gosselin.
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