Originally posted - Saturday, March 13, 2010 at 6:56PM
Dear John,
I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this is not easy for me at all, honestly. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, I'm bouncing and not looking back. Don't let it get you all upset inside, it was completely your fault, no doubt about it. You suck in bed and that keeps me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.
You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with wonderful way you leave your snot rags on the table. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you flirted with my father at our family christmas dinner.
I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good.
Good riddance,
Jane
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Dear John,
I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this is not easy for me at all, honestly. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, I'm bouncing and not looking back. Don't let it get you all upset inside, it was completely your fault, no doubt about it. You suck in bed and that keeps me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.
You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with wonderful way you leave your snot rags on the table. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you flirted with my father at our family christmas dinner.
I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good.
Good riddance,
Jane
Letter written with the help of the breakup letter generator at http://www.dearjohn.com/
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