Originally posted - Wednesday, October 6, 2010
It’s time to hand out our next Bitter Achievement Award and nothing makes me happier than a bitter celebrity. Michael Bolton needs no introduction, but I would like to remind everybody of this piece of work…
...the hair, the fire, eagles, horses and giant cliff – all the key elements of an AMAZING video.
Bolton was recently booted from 'Dancing with the Stars' and he’s not pleased about the way it went down. He was demanding an apology for being disrespected. How bitter do you have to be to do a terrible dance on a show for celebrities who really aren’t considered celebrities anymore and then demand an apology from a judge who said you suck at a skill you never claimed to be an expert at (and really do suck at)? We say pretty fucking bitter.
And by the way, Michael Bolton, I didn’t demand an apology when you cut off all your hair, did I? That was an obvious disrespect to me and my ability to mock you.