Bog Monster

If you are reading these blog posts at all, you already know that I love a good joke! And since it's the season of giving I have been perusing mail catalogs and online shops for just the right gifts. I ran across this ugly little guy yesterday and it instantly filled my head with ideas! I was thinking how great it would be to scare my 1 year old niece or even my mother during the few days we'll be together at Christmas. I like to leave my mark. I mean really - nobody ever wants something coming at them from inside the toilet, am I right people?!?! If only I could find something that was invisible until AFTER you sat down :o)

What a SHITHEAD.

 

When I worked in the world of marketing/advertising, I had trouble staying focused at times. See, I'm a practical joker by nature. My Grandpa and Dad had the same affliction! I have been playing jokes and messing with co-workers since my first job so when I found this raunchy toy - I had to share it with you. I have nobody to throw shits at right now so if you acquire this game, play it to the best of your ability and send me some pictures so I can live vicariously. Somebody in my family WILL be receiving this for Christmas 2010.

Here is the product description, as told by the agitated employee Danna (in the picture above):

I was minding my business (working hard as usual making sure our customers are happy) when out of nowhere I hear "...make Danna put it on..." Fearing that my job might be on the line if I didn't partake in the company shenanigans - I unwillingly became a target. No one seemed to care that ShitHead comes with two hats since everyone took turns throwing turds at just my head. What did I do to deserve this? Oh..., maybe it was the long lunch break :(

Includes: 2 hats (otherwise known as 'shats'), 3 shits and game instructions. Not intended for children under 4 or whiney employees.

Meatini Anyone?

Originally published Monday, Nov 22 at 2:07PM

That's right people - Joel Veitch, the genius behind rathergood.com, has created a perfect cocktail... the Meatini! A mouth-watering, swine-filled libation that will keep you squealing for more.

Bacon glass, pork meatloaf icecubes, scrambled egg filling, mushroom umbrella and sausage swizzle stick. What more can you want in a drink! Sitting here daydreaming about Happy Hour, my arteries are rapidly pumping with Meatini excitement.

The best part - you don't have to be 21 to leagally consume Meatinis. No more waiting outside convenience stores, begging oldies to buy you some Colt 45, have Meatinis instead. Either way you'll get drunk and I guarantee the Meatini after-taste is better.

So, next time you want to get your party on, drop me a line. The first round of Meatinis are on me. Bottoms-up bitches.


 
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