The gift that keeps on giving.

I can't help myself - I NEED this. I can't believe I ran across it online but I know that it completes me. In classic Godfather fashion, without the mess, this Horse Head Pillow is perfect for letting anyone know how you are feeling.

Remember the part in the film: Hollywood producer Jack Woltz refuses to cast Johnny Fontane in his new war film, Don Corleone sends Tom Hagen to suggest he reconsider. Woltz, however, BITTER over a girl that Johnny stole from him, stubbornly refuses. The next morning, Woltz wakes to find himself sleeping next to the severed head of his favorite prized horse, a $600,000 stud named Khartoum. The big-shot Hollywood producer begins screaming hysterically. Here is a clip from the movie, remix style!



I am not endorsing animal cruelty of any kind which is why I am choosing the pillow version of the horse head. If I had a husband I am sure I would use this pillow on a regular basis, for now I will just taunt my friends with it (desperately wishing I had a key to Jessica's house). Maybe drive with it in the passenger seat. It sends a clear message and that's exactly what I'm looking for. I could strap it on my back in the grocery store or while running errands as a way to say 'leave me alone OR ELSE'! Horse Head Pillow really is the gift that keeps on giving, it's everything I ever wanted and more.

Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, Get the Costume?

That's right y'all, Antoine Dodson is the number one costume for Halloween this year, at least that's what he says.



For those lame-asses (uh-hmph...Erin) unaware of the phenomenon that is - Antoine Dodson - here is the news story that started the awesome mass media frenzy.



Can't get enough? Check out the rockin' remix which, by the way, has over 16 million views on YouTube - 16 MILLION!



So for all you Antoine wannabes, get your costume NOW - according to his website they are ALMOST sold out!

Personally, I already own several Antoine-esque ensembles. For Halloween 2010 I think I'll go as a Bitter Baking Cookie, it will leave a better taste in my mouth ;oP

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Best. News. Ever.

The following news has completely derailed me today. Sweet Valley Confidential: Ten Years Later's Cover Revealed.

Sweet Valley High is my second favorite book series – next to Babysitter’s Club, obviously. I’ve been dying to know what’s up with the Wakefield twins, hunky Bruce Patman and Enid Rollins (I always chose to be Enid when playing the SVH board game because I love a good redhead.)

Today, I’ve analyzed the cover (it’s ok), pre-ordered the book on Amazon, read the first chapter excerpt (Wakefield twins not speaking! What did Jessica do?!) and checked out Francine Pascal’s bohemian-chic photo.  I had a conference call with a friend about the awesomeness of what is to come on March 29th. My friend even sang the theme song from the hit mid-90’s TV series on the call. I googled the alleged movie that Diablo Cody has in the works for 2012 and read up on all the articles about the film. Basically, I’m pumped.

Now if Ann M. Martin would just get on it and tell me what those Stoneybrook babysitters are up to ten years later, my life would be complete.